Mark's definitions

cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew

damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden

by mark April 12, 2004

PDA

Public Display of Affection. When people display "affection" in the viscinity of other people. Hugging or more, usually. Why does everyone think it's gross or that people shouldn't do it? I don't know. They obviously don't believe in love. People shouldn't have to hide their love.

Girl 1: Eww that's a PDA right there! Get a room!!!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's romantic.

by Mark April 9, 2006

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

by Mark August 17, 2004

twank

to bang

I twanked your sister yesterday

by Mark September 21, 2003

YKK

The current corporate incarnation of Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, the Japanese zipper zaibatsu.

*zzzzzzzzip*

by Mark July 1, 2003

deez nuts

local prank on Dudley and Bob radio show
on KLBJfm

caller:How is every one
Dale Dudley:fine sir how can we help you
caller:How come I cant here my self on the the radio
Dale Dudley:Its in delay
caller:How 'bout you delay deez nuts on your chin

by mark January 24, 2004

hollywood hangup

when you insert your pointer and middle fingers into your rectum, and proceed to thrust in and out with a twisting motion

yup thats a hollywood hangup

by mark December 28, 2005