Definitions by Mark

deez nuts

local prank on Dudley and Bob radio show
on KLBJfm

caller:How is every one
Dale Dudley:fine sir how can we help you
caller:How come I cant here my self on the the radio
Dale Dudley:Its in delay
caller:How 'bout you delay deez nuts on your chin

deez nuts by mark January 24, 2004

Granny sucker 

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).

Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!

Granny sucker by Mark January 21, 2004

Ruffian

An unattractive member of the opposite sex.

Chris: How was last night?
Mark: It was great, I pulled a real fittie, but Josh was left with her RUFFIAN mate.
Chris: So did he pull her?
Mark: fo shizzle my nizzle

Ruffian by Mark January 19, 2004

The Bob 

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

The Bob by Mark January 18, 2004

maccaroni and cheese 

In a retail establishment.
A customer who pays full price (mac) for an item and also purchased the extended warranty (Cheeze).

That guy just laid down "He bought the maccaroni and cheese!".

maccaroni and cheese by Mark January 18, 2004

Ocean Monger 

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.

While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"

Ocean Monger by Mark January 18, 2004

deadbeat

A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.

"What a f'in deadbeat!"

deadbeat by Mark January 18, 2004