Mark's definitions

foard

a neatly shaven taint smeared with feces

in the heat of passion,she proceded to lick my foard

by mark December 17, 2003

flat earth society

A Society claiming that the Earth was once flat, and some evil people (somehow) turned the earth spherical. In my opinion a bunch of crackpots who make money by telling bogus stories (such as... the world is flat) and claim to have a large following.

So-called scientist: Contrary to belief, the World was once flat

Scientist: LOL

by mark October 10, 2004

guideon

a person from a mental institution

altzimers dementia insanity

by mark January 9, 2004

mushrooms

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

by Mark September 11, 2003

Duxbury

A small town off the coast of Massachusetts. They are also snobs who hate MArshfield.MArshfield is way better than Duxbury, we got the RAms. So u people in Duxbury you SUCK!

Poeple in the town of Duxbury are snobs.

by mark April 16, 2005

mulch pile

noun: hair that sticks out from the edges of a chicks panties.

Dude... she was so fine till I got my head under her skirt and found a mulch pile...time for the mexican gardener....

by Mark January 28, 2005

messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

by Mark October 13, 2003