Mark's definitions

nulb

Its where your wanking it and then the ejaculation is about to come out and then you like pinch it and it mixes with blood and pee pee and then you let it come out and its all red and smells like a undercooked steak

Tim walked into Aarons house and it smelled like steak so Tim knows Aaron had just commited nulbery

by Mark December 28, 2003

queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

by Mark August 1, 2004

Gaybee

Gaybee is the noun form of calling someone gay.

It was developed just because a gay way of saying gay was needed.

You're such a gaybee you gaybee.

by Mark August 9, 2004

nernsty

Someone with a wide variety of ubergooberian technical knowledge who is also rather fetching, preferably mustachioed can be called 'nernsty'.

Her labcoat really brought out the, erm, nernsts on that nernsty technician, an effect heightened by her mustache.

by mark June 25, 2004

Spray

Coitus interupptus from the doggy position.

Sprayed her bad... left a map of Hawaii.

by Mark January 31, 2005

The Bob

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

strapped

to carry a gun

by Mark April 14, 2003