Mark's definitions

liverpool

A city with a great nightlife, helped greatly by the fact that the (usually aesthetically pleasing) women enjoying which tend to demonstrate a relatively high level of assertiveness, when it comes to initiating kisses and flirtatious actions. Definitely one of the easiest places in which to pull.

Just a shame about the aggressive, mentally-deficient Scallies who inhabit the place.

Fit Scouse bird: "Would you like my tongue down your throat, like?"

Bloke (*overcome with surprise*): "Errrrr"

Fit Scouse bird: "Well tough shit; you're getting it!"

by Mark May 6, 2004

Ferien

Lazy, sloth like, unable to move or think quickly

see billy he's just ferien

by Mark October 9, 2003

powerfelch

a variation of the wordfelch/word (sexual act).

in powerfelching, before felching commences the felchee consumes ex-lax, allegedly giving the anally-sucked-up cum a bubblier, frothier consistency.

"where's my ex-lax and drinking straws? Fred, have you been powerfelching again?"

by Mark December 22, 2002

be the boner

when seeing someone, to act indifferent by not calling or pursuing them so that they realize your value

she was going all girlie on me, so i had to be the boner so that she would value me as i am

by Mark October 23, 2003

gg no re k thx

A popular Battle.net expression used to denote a substantial victory followed by no rematch. Often given before the fact in error. Literally: good game, no rematch, thanks

OMFG I TOTALLY PWNED j00!!! GG NO RE THX

by marK July 3, 2003

most extreme elimination challenge

1) Scenario:
A male contestant dressed in a roll of bamboo shoots must climb up a hill covered in foam, while avoiding giant acorns being rolled down the hill at him. The starting point at the bottom of the hill is covered in bushes.
2) Action:
The contestant is hit by rolling acorns and is forced back to the starting point.

Commentary:
"Well I guess after taking a few nuts on the chin, it must feel pretty good to be back in the bush".
All very legitimate and wholesome when taken in context.

by Mark January 6, 2004

grandmaster

purveyor of animal sex

if you want to do that sort of thing ask the grandmaster first.

by mark October 12, 2003