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turdomizer

Usually a female, gay male, or really sick dude that likes to not only eat ass but have the attended half-push a turd log out so it can be sucked like a stinky dink.
Yo... I don't know about your boy Jason... Susie said he was honking on her stinky dink like a mad turdomizer.
by Mark May 3, 2005
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cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew
damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden
by mark April 12, 2004
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Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.
by Mark September 6, 2004
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Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
Far, Far too many available to list.
by Mark April 21, 2005
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PDA

Public Display of Affection. When people display "affection" in the viscinity of other people. Hugging or more, usually. Why does everyone think it's gross or that people shouldn't do it? I don't know. They obviously don't believe in love. People shouldn't have to hide their love.
Girl 1: Eww that's a PDA right there! Get a room!!!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's romantic.
by Mark April 9, 2006
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YKK

The current corporate incarnation of Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, the Japanese zipper zaibatsu.
*zzzzzzzzip*
by Mark July 1, 2003
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twank

by Mark September 21, 2003
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