Definitions by Mark

pufta 

Can mean either 'gay' literally or as an offense

Dak pufta. - He's gay
Xint pufta imqaxxar - You're a shaved gay

pufta by Mark July 9, 2004

maplehood 

The part of Maplewood, Minnesota where it's all apartments and you shouldn't go there at night because you'll get mugged/molested

get out of your car and see if you still have hubcaps because we just drove through maplehood

maplehood by mark July 8, 2004

Avril 

Avril is a scapegout for modern day punk rockers. (No one told them punk died in the 80s, and that Epitaph is actually a major record label and Rancid is just as pre-manufactured as avril).

Avril killed punk, and disco.
Avril has rehashed a fad from 20 years ago.
I hate Avrils.

Avril by Mark July 6, 2004

Rock 

Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.

Nickleback is "modern" rock.
The beatles, the who, Led Zep, Hendrix, Berry etc. are REAL rock.

Rock by Mark July 6, 2004

civ 

1) Sid Meiyer's civilization. The best game series ever created.
2) any game that you cant stop playing for more then 3 hours.

Civ 4 will destroy my life.

Man, master of orion totally cived me.

civ by Mark July 6, 2004

nernsty

Someone with a wide variety of ubergooberian technical knowledge who is also rather fetching, preferably mustachioed can be called 'nernsty'.

Her labcoat really brought out the, erm, nernsts on that nernsty technician, an effect heightened by her mustache.

nernsty by mark June 25, 2004

hurl 

1. (n) Vomit
2. (v) To vomit

1. Look out for the puddle of hurl
2. I think I'm going to hurl!

hurl by Mark June 24, 2004