Mark's definitions

swallog

Swallow my big hog.

Brendan wants to swallog me.

by Mark March 11, 2003

camel toe jam

left over jizz from the night before

check out the wet patch on that camel toe must have had its fill from the night before

by Mark July 31, 2004

Daink

A word used to describe stinky damp(moist) buds.

Damn that weed is daink. Ill take 2 killos

by Mark August 11, 2003

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by Mark May 5, 2005

Michigan Wolverines

The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.

There is nothing quite like Michigan Football.

by mark May 7, 2005

fallonM

The hottest girl to ever play nexus

You just wish you looked like fallon

by mark April 19, 2005

Straten

Elite, unluck any other. Everyone wants to be one but can't. Unable to obtain the status quo of a Straten.

You will never be able to reach Straten stature, unless your born one.

by Mark January 12, 2005