Marcus's definitions

gowned

A mix of Goku and Owned.

KAMEHAMEHA!!11 ROFL jw0 g0t g0wned!111111111

by Marcus August 27, 2004

snag lightening

An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.

Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!

When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.

by Marcus January 2, 2006

incest

favorite pastime of those residing in alabama.

where's your daddy?
which one? there's uncle daddy, cousin daddy, grampa daddy...

by Marcus January 31, 2005

peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004

ficala

Ficala (noun): often used in a term of great anger when one gets so upset at the internet and he or she will say, "Great, I'm on fake online". Once they say it so fast with so much anger inside of them they get tounge twisted and end up saying "Ficala".

People with a really crappy ISP experience ficala.

My stupid computer is on ficala. I HATE THIS INTERNET!

by Marcus July 17, 2004

Dirtsaab

The exact opposite of a "Bastard".
A child living without a mother

Man #1-Your mom was such a fucking whore, she died after having you, her 18th child!

Man #2-Yeahh! That means your a God Damn Dirtsaab!!

by Marcus July 1, 2006

Froggy

Short for 'FroggyStain', which is the alias for Sasha. Sasha is a crazed half-woman half-robot furry dolphin who has dedicated her life to destroying the morale values of the upper West Side of Manhattan. I believe the word Utahism suits this defintion very well.

After months of bloody battle, the Episcopalians finally gave in to Froggy's brutal blitzkrieg style warfare. Their homes and lives were ruined; schools where children had once played in joy were now makeshift graveyards for the insurmountable casualities they endured. As Froggy's forces approached their bunker, guns blazing, the King uttered one last promise to his people, "She...will..pay!"

by Marcus December 23, 2004