Marcus's definitions

onoz

Same as on0z. See on0z

Bob: onoz!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!111
Rofl

by Marcus July 9, 2004

Bloast

Beating someone up

MAn i can't let him hit me i,m gonna bloast him up

by Marcus June 5, 2004

gowned

A mix of Goku and Owned.

KAMEHAMEHA!!11 ROFL jw0 g0t g0wned!111111111

by Marcus August 27, 2004

ficala

Ficala (noun): often used in a term of great anger when one gets so upset at the internet and he or she will say, "Great, I'm on fake online". Once they say it so fast with so much anger inside of them they get tounge twisted and end up saying "Ficala".

People with a really crappy ISP experience ficala.

My stupid computer is on ficala. I HATE THIS INTERNET!

by Marcus July 17, 2004

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

Breekan

An omnipotent godlike figure that cannot be surpassed no matter how hard one tries. It's just impossible. If you ever come across a Breekan, one should just give up trying to defeat/outsmart/outdo it in anything.

"I got my ass pounded by a Breekan last night when I challenged him to a game of pool"

by Marcus March 28, 2004

peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004