Definitions by Mandasm
Whoretism
When you are acquainted with a male or a female who enjoy the frequent partaking of sexual activities, yet when they are presented with this fact are oblivious to the extend of their whoring.
"My friend Jessica doesn't understand that her new boyfriend insists on using a condom because she has been used more than a choir boy in a Catholic church!" "Really? Wauw, she should really get some help for her whoretism!"
"My friend Lars is collecting sexual diseases like children collect pokemon cards and he seems oblivious to where they come from! And he sleeps with a new woman every night! I wonder if the doctor could cure his whoretism?"
"My friend Lars is collecting sexual diseases like children collect pokemon cards and he seems oblivious to where they come from! And he sleeps with a new woman every night! I wonder if the doctor could cure his whoretism?"
Gaykob
When you're acquainted with a male or female identifying by the name "Jakob" (Also applies to people named Jacob) who are behaving in a manner that either displeases you or are not aligning with the goals commonly sought to be achieved.
I asked my acquaintance Jakob if I could have sexual intercourse with his loving beautiful mother. When he said no I thought: "Man, what a Gaykob!"
"Whenever I play League of Legends with Jakob he always tries to kill steal even though he is a support!" "Really? Man, what a Gaykob!"
"Whenever I play League of Legends with Jakob he always tries to kill steal even though he is a support!" "Really? Man, what a Gaykob!"