No Chance

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.

Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!

by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021

Antisemicrat

An antisemitic Democrat.

Antisemicrats were seen attending an anti-Israel rally on a college campus yesterday.

by MalumLibrum958 June 19, 2024

We're Tucked In

A euphemism for "We're fucked". Sometimes said as "We're tucked in and kissed goodnight" for added effect.

Gus: The moon's about to land on top of us!
Skully: Then we're tucked in and kissed goodnight!

by MalumLibrum958 October 01, 2020

Evil-tempered

Habitually mean.

"In one hand Aunt Marge held an enormous suitcase, and tucked under the other was an old and evil-tempered bulldog."

by MalumLibrum958 August 17, 2020

Truck-kun

A speeding truck who is a major character in most isekai anime/manga. It appears at the very beginning and hits the main protagonist dead, causing him or her to be reincarnated in another world as a slime or whatever.

Alice: So let me get this straight... "Truck-kun" appears at the start of every isekai... runs over the main protagonist... and causes them to be reincarnated in another world?
Bob: Bingo.

by MalumLibrum958 July 14, 2023

Perfect

Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics. Alternately, as good as it is possible to be.
Also a song by Ed Sheeran which is good the first two times you listen to it, but gets really annoying after that.

Darling, you look perfect tonight!

by MalumLibrum958 September 23, 2020

Fraying at the Edges

To indicate that something is in a state of decline.

My hometown is fraying at the edges.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024