MalumLibrum958's definitions

Brutalizer

A person or thing that is absolutely brutal to other people. Oftentimes, a brutalizer is not only hard to kill, but also has a habit of murdering others in horrifically gruesome ways.

The brutalizer picked up his chainsaw and cut the peasant in half.
The brutalizer punched the man's brains out with his bare fists.

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021

Hung out to dry

To convince someone that you're both going to do something stupid and/or dangerous, only to bail out at the last minute so that only they do it.

Mary: Did you and Buford raid that dungeon yesterday with Jerry?
Todd: Naw, we got hung out to dry.

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021

Graegorae

The name of a whale from a Korean comic series. The series starts out as a slice of life comic about the whale and his friends' daily adventures. Later on, however, it becomes about superheroes fighting terrorists.

Graegorae in episode 1: I ate too much ice cream and pooped myself.
Graegorae in episode 684: My grandfather was murdered right in front of me and my best friend sacrificed himself to blow up the main antagonist.

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021

Unputdownable

(Of a book) To be so thrilling that you can't put it down.

Alice: How's your new book on antigravity?
Bob: It's unputdownable!
Alice: Wow! It's that good?
Bob: No, I accidentally glued it to my hands.

by MalumLibrum958 May 17, 2023

Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Rotten Egg

A closeted trans person (an egg) that uses transphobia to cope.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie went on another transphobic tirade yesterday.
Bob: What a rotten egg.

by MalumLibrum958 October 22, 2023