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Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.
When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.
by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022
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Tiny Defense

An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".
Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.
by MalumLibrum958 January 1, 2023
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Augh

The sound a guy makes when he falls in a woodchipper.
Bobby: Hey Rob, do you know how to pronounce "augh"?
Robby: (falls in woodchipper) AUGH!
Bobby: Hey, thanks, Rob! ...Rob?
by MalumLibrum958 January 6, 2023
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You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
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Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park-Er

A person who succeeds at everything they do.
Me: I love Paul Allen! That guy right there is a real knock-it-out-of-the-park-er!
You: Yeah, I hate him.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
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Truck-kun

A speeding truck who is a major character in most isekai anime/manga. It appears at the very beginning and hits the main protagonist dead, causing him or her to be reincarnated in another world as a slime or whatever.
Alice: So let me get this straight... "Truck-kun" appears at the start of every isekai... runs over the main protagonist... and causes them to be reincarnated in another world?
Bob: Bingo.
by MalumLibrum958 July 13, 2023
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Unbe-fucking-lievable

When something is so unbelievable that only profanity can suffice to explain it.
Foreman: We're firing you and replacing you with a tortoise.
Hare: Unbe-fucking-lievable.
by MalumLibrum958 August 28, 2023
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