Knock-It-Out-Of-The-Park-Er

A person who succeeds at everything they do.

Me: I love Paul Allen! That guy right there is a real knock-it-out-of-the-park-er!
You: Yeah, I hate him.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

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Load

1. An amount of something, such as work, excrement, or semen.

My workload just keeps getting bigger and bigger as the years go on.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.

by MalumLibrum958 November 8, 2022

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Freshman Friday

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.

Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!

by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022

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Cooked

To be in an inescapable adverse situation.

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024

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Theydies and gentlethem

A gender-neutral way of saying "ladies and gentlemen" that is actually fairly insulting.

Him: Theydies and gentlethem, may I have your attention please?!
Them: Ugh, seriously?!

by MalumLibrum958 April 14, 2021

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Anti-masker

A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.

John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

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