Major Thomas Randle 's definitions
When the intrinsic beauty of basic and non changing things in life are lifted up as essential for more than esoteric reasons.
I was taken aback by the BEAUTIFUL SAME of the drive to the ocean; wherein nothing had changed in so many years. It was perfect from the first drive and wonderful ‘as is’.
by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019
Get the Beautiful Samemug. by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
Get the Scerwordedmug. The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018
Get the Snewze-Years-Evemug. Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!
One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!
by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020
Get the Gas-lightingmug. Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!
by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018
Get the NOPESTmug. The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!
by Major Thomas Randle December 2, 2018
Get the WIS-DUMBmug. by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020
Get the P.D.C.mug.