Fisting

Anything more enjoyable than watching England play rugby

“Do you want to watch the game?”
“Nah. I think I’ll stay at home and try fisting from a Yeti instead. Way more fun”

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Swansea

Swansea, definitely not Cardiff, thank God

Phew. I thought I was in a town made from unwanted populations but woke up in Swansea instead.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 07, 2025