Wanker

General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.

Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.

by Maggie T April 03, 2024

Arkansas ballet

State dance of Arkansas. Usually involving a pole and paying customers

The crack Ho executed a fine Arkansas ballet. Aided by crystal meth and some dollar bills shoved into her underwear

by Maggie T April 03, 2024

Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin

No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.

by Maggie T April 03, 2024

Cardiff

Place that AIDS tries not to catch. Mainly made up of populations no one else would have

“Hey, where’s AIDS tonight?”
“Oh he’s down the clap clinic getting a Cardiff test done.”

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Heavy metal drummer

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.

There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.

by Maggie T April 03, 2024

Jimmy Savile Badge

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.

As “Sir” Bob arose the price tag on his Jimmy Savile badge could be clearly seen…

by Maggie T May 07, 2025

Jimmy Savile Badge

UK “honour” long since discredited by the recipients

He wore his Jimmy Savile Badge with pride and tried to remember who was DPP when the Yorkshire fiddler was released from his call…

by Maggie T May 21, 2025