Pepe Calvert

The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.

Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.

Salute Pepe

Man your not doing that again ?

Fuck yeah I'm going full Pepe Calvert

by Maggie t July 28, 2018

Jimmy Savile Badge

UK “honour” long since discredited by the recipients

He wore his Jimmy Savile Badge with pride and tried to remember who was DPP when the Yorkshire fiddler was released from his call…

by Maggie T May 21, 2025

Swansea

Swansea, definitely not Cardiff, thank God

Phew. I thought I was in a town made from unwanted populations but woke up in Swansea instead.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Jimmy Savile Badge

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.

As “Sir” Bob arose the price tag on his Jimmy Savile badge could be clearly seen…

by Maggie T May 07, 2025

Doubledone

To become aware of utter defeat and uselessness

As the Cardiff hoolies tried to swim away they realised they had been “doubledone” and would have fared better in Barrymore’s swimming pool

by Maggie T April 03, 2024

Heavy metal drummer

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.

There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.

by Maggie T April 03, 2024

Prius

A car for homosexuals and retards who think that having a variety of engines and a battery full of noxious materials in their cars will somehow “save the planet”.

At first Bernie Epstein couldn’t understand why he’d been given a new Prius. Then he parked near some kids.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025