Maggie t 's definitions

DEIversity Hire

Fat, ugly, chick hired to present TV shows instead of proper “auto-cuties.” Or a tranny.

As she struck another blow for the sisterhood, DEIversity hire, Gargantua, couldn’t understand her paucity of ratings. Or soap.

by Maggie T November 24, 2025

Vlad the Impala

Small, timid, African game animal. Or a rather unimpressive active homosexual.

At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.

by Maggie T November 24, 2025

Monkey Vox

Monkey Vox. Nasty disease spread by homosexuals. And the Eurovision Song Contest. (Monkey Pox).

Make Awful Music Great Again at the latest city to experience an outbreak of Monkey Vox.

by Maggie T November 24, 2025

Homocide

Death by misadventure in the pursuit of sexual kicks.

Diversity is our strength. And that poor bastard probably consented to homocide. Bleurgh!

by Maggie T November 24, 2025

Burger Wog

A citizen of the USA

Bob really enjoyed knowing his football team was owned by a burger wog.

by Maggie T November 22, 2025

Crab

UK military slang for a member of the Royal Airforce

How many people have the Crabs shot down since 1945?
CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Tits

The bits that dudes talk to .

“Try telling it to my face, not my tits.” She said as she burned his clothes.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025