Definitions by Maggie T

Prius 

A car for homosexuals and retards who think that having a variety of engines and a battery full of noxious materials in their cars will somehow “save the planet”.

At first Bernie Epstein couldn’t understand why he’d been given a new Prius. Then he parked near some kids.

Prius by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Cardiff 

Place that AIDS tries not to catch. Mainly made up of populations no one else would have

“Hey, where’s AIDS tonight?”
“Oh he’s down the clap clinic getting a Cardiff test done.”

Cardiff by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Swansea 

Swansea, definitely not Cardiff, thank God

Phew. I thought I was in a town made from unwanted populations but woke up in Swansea instead.

Swansea by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Fisting 

Anything more enjoyable than watching England play rugby

“Do you want to watch the game?”
“Nah. I think I’ll stay at home and try fisting from a Yeti instead. Way more fun”

Fisting by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Baw Bag

Hibernian term of endearment. Why Hadrian built a wall…

See you Jimmy, ya swettie baw bag. Now give me some chips

Baw Bag by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Donkey Show 

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.

The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.

Donkey Show by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Heavy metal drummer 

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.

There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.

Heavy metal drummer by Maggie T April 3, 2024