Definitions by Madpuppy

Ounce Town 

Ounce Town is like saying , I am going to take your girl friend or sister to pound town. But if you have a very small penis.

Hey baby, I am going to take you to ounce town, and give you the best 30 seconds of your life.

Ounce Town by Madpuppy December 14, 2019

Noldemort 

The N word, Which must not be named

Your such a Noldemort.
What is a Noldemort?
The N word, Which must not be named.

Noldemort by Madpuppy August 31, 2015

Trucker Ready 

When your a truck driver & your easily accessible for another trucker to have anal sex with you.

Dan->Truck Driver) Suzie->Truckers Wife) Suzie: Dan your shorts has a hole in the back of them. Dan: Yeah, I am trucker ready.

Trucker Ready by Madpuppy November 13, 2014

Marriage 

Its after you live with a woman for 8 years, And you have had sex in every room, Every position, In every park and department store change room. You give her a ring and say I DO. What that really means is I DONT have sex anymore. All your freedoms is gone, and she controls everything you do.

I masturbate more now, then before my marriage.

Marriage by Madpuppy November 13, 2014

Cold Water Challenge 

Where people think its impressive to pour ice water over their head on a 100 degree day.

Hi I am an idiot, And this is my cold water challenge. If I do this, I think I dont have to donate to ALS.

Cold Water Challenge by Madpuppy November 12, 2014