Madmike the Malevolent's definitions

sacrificing the virgin

From Poynesian lore. You bend over bare assed and your target has his or her face placed over your ass. You then erupt your ass lava onto him or her.

Shawn wanted in the club, so we did a sacrificing the virgin on him to initiate him.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

twat rocket

when your lady quiffs so hard with enough force to propel her tampon into your mouth as you lick her pussy

Sara did a twat rocket last night so hard I chipped a tooth.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

slopping the pig

having a girl suck your dick, and as you come, shove your cock as far in as you can, resulting in her making her vomit.With your cock in her mouth, she will have a mouth full of puke, cock and come, hence the slop on your pig.

I was slopping the pig on Trixie when I knew she was cheating on me.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

space shot

When your lover shoots a stream of piss after you shove an item up his ass and it hits his prostate.

Benny did a space shot that hit the far wall when I put that table leg up his ass.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

greek dog

Your lover takes a shit, and you fuck his or her shitty butt cheeks, not the anus.

Stephanie and I did the greek dog two nights ago, and she hasn't called me since

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007