Maddie McGregor's definitions

five knuckle chuckle

a slang term used for male masturbation.

"what took you so long, were you out back doing the five knuckle chuckle?"

"she was so hot, I had to do a five knuckle chuckle when I got home."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet

A prase used when an over-weight person is consuming a large ammount of food, because On the moon, we would weigh much less than we do here on earth.

Tommy,a rather over-weight child, is stuffing his face with pie. His Older brother remarks, "Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet."

by Maddie McGregor January 10, 2009

Pork Swords

Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".

"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

Dingus Walk

The long and annoying walk from the nearest bus stop to ones home.

"I'm saving my last cigarette for that friggen dingus walk"

"oh man, I'm not looking forward to the dingus walk, I'm dead tried."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

Justin Bobby Hood

when one wraps a scarf around their head like a hood to keep warm, as Justin Bobby once did on a episode of "The Hills", this is known as the Justin Bobby Hood.

"Man,it was so cold this morning, I had to pull a Justin Bobby hood so my ears wouldn't freeze."

by Maddie McGregor January 28, 2008

gaytard

a term used to describe someone/something that is both gay and retarded.

"wow,I look like such a gaytard in that picture.."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?

A phrase used to ask a person to flash you, possibly leading to sexual contact of some sort.

"DAMN girl, you so fine, can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008