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Fat ass

Anyone whose body fat is exceeding healthy limits.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.
"Hey, Fat ass, don't steal my ice-cream," said seven year old Tanya.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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Warsh

How people on the Jerry Springer show say "wash" and don't know any better.
"Wash" rhymes with "Posh" and "Mosh," not "Harsh" or "Marsh" or how Goofy says "Gosh" which is "Garsh!"
If you think the way to pronounce wash is warsh, then you've been brainwarshed.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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The Hit and Run

When somebody says something really messed up or innappropriate, then flees the scene. You are left feeling horrible and they get away with it because they are not there for you to retaliate.
My uncle has anger management issues. He insulted my son for embarassing him and then left the room before anyone could say anything. It was a real Hit and Run.
This dude I rejected told me my boyfriend was playing me with a sneering look of delight on his face, but then quickly walked away. Only a punk-ass bastard would do The Hit and Run like that.
by MadamexXx February 24, 2009
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Bedbugs

They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
by MadamexXx March 14, 2009
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Rescrewnion

To hook up with someone from your past you used to mess around with during another phase in your life.
Everytime I think about that dude I shagged ten years ago, I wish we could have a rescrewnion.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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Sand Trap

A place inconducive to upgrading your life.
A place you grow up, but can't seem to leave, irregardless that your life is going nowhere.
I had to get out of Manteca, CA because it's a sand trap.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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