MadamexXx's definitions

Warsh

How people on the Jerry Springer show say "wash" and don't know any better.
"Wash" rhymes with "Posh" and "Mosh," not "Harsh" or "Marsh" or how Goofy says "Gosh" which is "Garsh!"

If you think the way to pronounce wash is warsh, then you've been brainwarshed.

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Bootsy Mother-Fucker

Somebody who has no fashion sense or ability to match in an environment where everyone else does and being this way is social suicide. We used to say it in San Francisco.

That bootsy mother-fucker must be colorblind! Doesn't he own a mirror?

by MadamexXx March 10, 2009

Lock, Stock, and Cock Block

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.

Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!

by MadamexXx March 2, 2009

Domestic Terrorist

Anyone you're living with who won't let you sleep, give you privacy, makes too much noise, tries to throw cock blocks when you have someone you're interested in over, borrows your clothes without asking, takes up too much time in the bathroom, has their obnoxious friends over too much and is basically a pain in the ass to live with. These people are usually not right in the head or have a substance abuse issue or is just plain old inconsiderate. Any intolerable child.

My roomate makes too much noise when I'm trying to sleep. She's a domestic terrorist.
Dennise is a domestic terrorist. She tries to wear my sexy underwear and tries to steal my boyfriends.
I won't babysit that loud-ass kid. He's a domestic terrorist.
My husband always has the TV up too loud. He's a domestic terrorist.
I had to break up with Danny because he'd get drunk at night and do a bunch of noisy and obnoxious shit so I couldn't sleep. He is a domestic terrorist.

by MadamexXx February 9, 2009

Is it a man or is it a woman?

A person whose gender is so indeterminate that you can make a game out of it with you and your friends guessing.

Androgenous person walks by...
Me: "Hey, is it a man or is it a woman? I can't tell.."
Friend: "I see boobies!"
Me: "You win."

by MadamexXx February 16, 2009

Before Picture

This is when somebody's body is misshapen by poor eating habits or drugs, tacky outfit or outdated. It's somebody whose look you would change if you could.

I decided to go on a diet because I was starting to look like a Before Picture naked.
With that Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, he looked like a Before Picture.
Her yellow teeth made her look like a Before Picture.

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Tweaker Shopping

Also known as dumpster looting and stealing other peoples' recyclables. Could also mean shoplifting. Sometimes it occurs at 3AM in 24-hour stores like Wal*Mart and the whole place is crawling with tweakers.

1. My friends went tweaker shopping and scored me a new bra ot of the neighbor's dumpster. It fit too.
2. I needed to get diapers in the middle of the night and could have done some tweaker shopping.
3. That spun-out freak got arrested for tweaker shopping and now there's a picture up of her in the store.
4. Dude found every last piece of my jigsaw puzzle. It was like he was tweaker shopping.

by MadamexXx February 13, 2009