MadamexXx's definitions

Fat ass

Anyone whose body fat is exceeding healthy limits.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.

"Hey, Fat ass, don't steal my ice-cream," said seven year old Tanya.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Sodagasm

1. When you are so addicted, you're jonesing for a sweet, carbonated, caffeinated beverage that bubbles sweetly down your throat and finally getting one is ecstacy.
2. You're in the middle of hot sex and all you can think about is drinking a soda.

That first diet Pepsi in the morning gives me a sodagasm.

I poured soda on his dick and then sucked it off because I was so thirsty and had a sodagasm.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Dildork

A guy who strikes up conversations with you at the XXX store, unabashedly and follows you around. This makes you cling to your gay friend and it grosses him out.

I was looking at a Kama Sutra when a dildork asked me if I was finding everything OK and he didn't even work there.
The downfall of being beautiful? Some dildork is wanking right now because of you.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Rescrewnion

To hook up with someone from your past you used to mess around with during another phase in your life.

Everytime I think about that dude I shagged ten years ago, I wish we could have a rescrewnion.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Sand Trap

A place inconducive to upgrading your life.
A place you grow up, but can't seem to leave, irregardless that your life is going nowhere.

I had to get out of Manteca, CA because it's a sand trap.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Something for your ass

When you are due a real beat down for some jive turkey move.
An unpleasant surprise.
Karma being a bitch.
A ferocious retaliation.
A promise of good sex.

When my boyfriend asked if we could have a threesome I said: "I have SOMETHING for your ass."

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009