by MadamexXx February 05, 2009
When you are due a real beat down for some jive turkey move.
An unpleasant surprise.
Karma being a bitch.
A ferocious retaliation.
A promise of good sex.
An unpleasant surprise.
Karma being a bitch.
A ferocious retaliation.
A promise of good sex.
by MadamexXx March 03, 2009
This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.
When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.
by MadamexXx March 13, 2009
A place inconducive to upgrading your life.
A place you grow up, but can't seem to leave, irregardless that your life is going nowhere.
A place you grow up, but can't seem to leave, irregardless that your life is going nowhere.
by MadamexXx March 03, 2009
Somebody who has no fashion sense or ability to match in an environment where everyone else does and being this way is social suicide. We used to say it in San Francisco.
by MadamexXx March 07, 2009
It's what you have to do when you're trying to pass someone, and they block your way, either out of mental thickness, sense of entitlement, they're preoccupied or out of inconsideration. It's a huge sign of disrespect when you have to yell: "Excuse me," really loud just to get someone to stop staring at you and move out of your way. This is the SlipShout.
by MadamexXx February 26, 2009
A person whose gender is so indeterminate that you can make a game out of it with you and your friends guessing.
Androgenous person walks by...
Me: "Hey, is it a man or is it a woman? I can't tell.."
Friend: "I see boobies!"
Me: "You win."
Me: "Hey, is it a man or is it a woman? I can't tell.."
Friend: "I see boobies!"
Me: "You win."
by MadamexXx February 16, 2009