MadamexXx's definitions

Dildork

A guy who strikes up conversations with you at the XXX store, unabashedly and follows you around. This makes you cling to your gay friend and it grosses him out.

I was looking at a Kama Sutra when a dildork asked me if I was finding everything OK and he didn't even work there.
The downfall of being beautiful? Some dildork is wanking right now because of you.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Rescrewnion

To hook up with someone from your past you used to mess around with during another phase in your life.

Everytime I think about that dude I shagged ten years ago, I wish we could have a rescrewnion.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Sand Trap

A place inconducive to upgrading your life.
A place you grow up, but can't seem to leave, irregardless that your life is going nowhere.

I had to get out of Manteca, CA because it's a sand trap.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Something for your ass

When you are due a real beat down for some jive turkey move.
An unpleasant surprise.
Karma being a bitch.
A ferocious retaliation.
A promise of good sex.

When my boyfriend asked if we could have a threesome I said: "I have SOMETHING for your ass."

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Hermaphrodyke

When a woman is so mannish you have to wonder if there is a penis or testicles somewhere.
When you are truly stumped at guessing someone's gender.

I went into the locker room and saw a hermaphrodyke and I was afraid to look.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Fatastic

The buzz you get from taking diet pills. It almost makes being fat fun.

I was fatastic today the way I was zooming around the house cleaning, like a plus size tornado. I don't know if I lost any weight, but I feel so great I almost don't care.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009