MadamexXx's definitions

Lock, Stock, and Cock Block

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.

Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!

by MadamexXx March 2, 2009

Calorie Cops

When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.

"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

DarkMaskDiva

An underground writer who associates with liberals, revolutionaries and militants.

DarkMaskDiva is obsessed with irony.

by MadamexXx February 5, 2009

Tetrisosterone

Testrisosterone is the hormone needed to play a mean game of Tetris along with an untreated case of OCD.

Everytime I hear that Russian music, I feel a wave of Tetrisosterone coming on!
My boyfriend is never horny, but has a case of Tetrisosterone. No wonder his hand is always sore!
I get aggressive while doing a jigsaw puzzle because I have Tetrisosterone.

by MadamexXx May 19, 2009

Conversate

The real word is "converse," as "orientate" is really meant to be the word "orient." There is a difference between being creative and verbal rather than sounding stupid because you think you have game.

Guy: "I came over here to conversate and become orientated with you."
Girl: "WTF? I thought you just wanted to talk and get to know me better."
See you stupid that sounds? Please, for the love of God, stop saying that stupid shit. Don't you want to be somebody?

by MadamexXx March 13, 2009

ReFlab

After a meth, crack or heroin addict gets off habitual drug use, they gain a lot of weight in a hurry because the drug and not eating has slowed their metabolism down. Since their muscles have also deteriorated from this habit, they get a lot of untoned fat: ReFlab.

"First I went to Rehab, now I've gone to ReFlab!"
"ReFlab is one of the leading causes that Americans are so fat."
"I used to be an athlete, but my body went to ReFlab after I was bedridden for six months."
"If I moved back in with my parents, I would begin to ReFlab because of my mom's cooking."

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Albino

Human or animal lacking in melanin, causing them to have literally white skin (or fur), pink eyes and poor vision. I don't know much about them, but my sister and I are really afraid of them. I had a supervisor who was half-albino and he scared the crap outta me. One time this albino guy stared at me and it freaked me out. It's still scary to think about.

Once I was walking up the street and saw an albino standing outside of a store. I got super scared and crossed the street. As I passed him from across the street, I snuck a look at him. He was really a manniquin who was moving around from the wind outside,a very human-looking manniquin. I feel like a damn fool, but I still won't go into that store. My apology to any albino who's reading this.

by MadamexXx March 18, 2009