machinegunner

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.

WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches

by Maddog August 25, 2003

Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.

Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.

by Maddog May 21, 2014

Community Workshop

The coming together of minds to create spiritual music

Your local community workshop, a hot bed for unsigned musical talent

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Intimate rest

to masturbate one's self in private

Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest

by Maddog May 22, 2004

drive

A general greeting/acknowledgement to a public bus company employee when entering or exiting the vehicle.
Generaly heard around the South West of england, therefore add a gloucestershire accent for added emphasis

Cheers Drive!
That drive was safe as fuck

by Maddog May 22, 2004

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Trumpitized

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.

I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.

by Maddog July 10, 2017