Definitions by Mad Snake

Drop a log 

To evacuate ones bowels.

I need to go and drop a log.

Drop a log by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

pants 

an item of clothing worn in the intention to cover up ones genitalia. This word may also be used at random intervals where words suiting the siutation cannot be found.

Look, he is wearing pants.
Someone said, "Go away Campbell." Campbell replied, "Go, Go crank it up your pants."
"Look I have an apple." "Well.......You and your pants have an apple."

pants by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Bomb Pearl Harbour 

To go to the toilet and do a poo.

I'm going to bomb Pearl Harbour.

Bomb Pearl Harbour by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Dutch oven 

When you are in bed with another person, you fart and both of you go under the sheets.

I'm going to dutch oven my wife tonight.

Dutch oven by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Gullet 

A hair cut which leaves the hair long on the front, back and sides but short on top.

I got a gullet on tuesday.

Gullet by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Fang it 

To dump the clutch and go as fast as possible in the shortest possible time.

"Go on fang it", said Bob to his mate as he left.

Fang it by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Dangle Berries

the small pieces of poo that stick to your butt hairs and dry.

I had dangle berries last night.

Dangle Berries by Mad Snake August 28, 2006