blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

dismind

to have no feelings about

I don't dismind fist-anal. (means the same as i don't mind fist-anal)

by Mad Dog November 30, 2003

arab's sandal

very dry. Normally concerning intercourse

I tried to get her going but she was as dry as an arab's sandal all night.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

greased pig on crack

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

by mad dog February 25, 2004

mermaid's flannel

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

badgers head

an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area

I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 25, 2004

frock syndrome

the act of twisting one into a female partner while wearing the dress of a deceased loved one

The only logical explanation that I can percieve is that I porked my loved one in ny Gran's dress, and it was the canine's testicles - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 26, 2004