Definitions by Macktown

interimmortality 

to have ones name appear in various searches of the internet

Linco fought so hard to get his name up in lights on the web but he achieved his interimmortality when he was cited in the urban dictionary

interimmortality by Macktown July 17, 2018

baby photo rage 

the anger generated in old people when they realise different facets of their world have changed for the worse

when John saw his football teams squad for next year he fucking lost his shit and went into a full baby photo rage

baby photo rage by Macktown July 16, 2018

scorpion stance 

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

scorpion stance by Macktown July 15, 2018

Paddington 

to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men

Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated

Paddington by Macktown July 15, 2018

donkey kong 

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

donkey kong by Macktown July 15, 2018

nibble on the kibble 

to devour a mans penis and balls as their homosexual lover

Lincoln likes to go home after a hard day at work and nibble on the kibble

nibble on the kibble by Macktown July 10, 2018

titobillies 

Breasts

Watch Steves mum undress to see some fine titobillies.

titobillies by Macktown February 17, 2018