MaXiMuS's definitions

coffee swings

mood swings you get from drinking too much coffee

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!

by maximus April 22, 2004

Zanzibar

a good mulit-player map for the xbox game halo two.

we got our ass's handed to us on zanzibar

by maximus April 11, 2005

stinkpink

smelly hole, vagina.

I gots myself some stinkpink!

by Maximus August 6, 2003

flow

to freestyle (or usually to attempt to do so) with varying degrees of success (usually shitty) to a beat (by chromped up niggas who think they shit)

you say eminem can flow, i say hes a hoe.

by Maximus July 31, 2003

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

Dostoevsky

1. One of the two greatest authors ever.
2. A russian chap who understands the reality of life.

"Notes From Underground" is an incredible book."
"I know, it's strait from the genius of Dostoevsky!"

by MaXiMuS November 28, 2003