MaXiMuS's definitions

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

stinkpink

smelly hole, vagina.

I gots myself some stinkpink!

by Maximus August 6, 2003

gills

vagina

baby I'm gonna bust your gills!

by Maximus August 6, 2003

bust her gills

To violate her vagina with your penis

I gonna bust yer gills you slut!

by Maximus August 6, 2003

whores

douche bags that say that George W. Bush is a whore.

"George W. Bush is a whore" <----- this person is in fact a whore themselves

by Maximus July 16, 2004

Provinggrounds

A computer gaming league that encourages hacking and noobs. they also feel that they are better than eveyone.

Ashgrove and Cannonfodder are Provingground admins

by Maximus September 13, 2004

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004