MaXiMuS's definitions

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

Puskas

1.) A condition often associated with promiscious sex, Puskas often appears overweight, groteseque and gorilla like

2.) a hairy ape who can not give directions but is highly skilled at grading hw...

damm, i got puskas, im scurred and screwed

by maximus May 10, 2004

seuss

A cluster or group of nerds that live, travel, eat, gather, or play together.

A seuss of D&D players are gathering in their parents' basement.

by maximus January 26, 2005

The Matrix

A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.

"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"

by Maximus April 10, 2004

Ownage

(n) A term used during competition, complete elimination, where opposing team did not stand a chance.

The SOCOM II Clan, Palestinian Stone Throwers, create a unforgettable display of ownage every time they play.

by Maximus January 11, 2004

ARGH

The commonly referred to name of someone that has been caught pirating illegal music or pornography. This person must only be referred to as "ARGH" from this point hence.

"ARGH, ole Alec got caught downloading the porn again"

by Maximus March 1, 2005