Locksdaze

1. The third in the triad of "dazeness".

2. A feminine derivative of Maxdaze and Randaze.

"Dude, you're so Locksdaze"

by MaXiMuS May 14, 2004

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

coffee swings

mood swings you get from drinking too much coffee

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!

by maximus April 23, 2004

jchillin

shorter term used for "just chillin." or can be used in other verbs.

Jonny: "what are you doing?"
Bob: "you know...jchillin at my house."

by Maximus October 06, 2004

terp

A turtle who is a pimp.

Man look at the bling on that turtle, he is a t-e-r-p.

by Maximus February 09, 2004

maxmeansmore.com

Something no one cares about, but everyone wants. The apex of wit and intelligence, although none can realize it's genius. Not even the creator.

MaxMeansMore.com is a gift to humanity.

by MaXiMuS November 11, 2003

yumyumtastic

(adj.) To be most delicious

To be used only rarely, for only amazing food

Mmmm, this Chinese is yumyumtastic

by Maximus March 01, 2006