MaX's definitions

buckleys

No idea, none

Where's Bob?
I've got buckleys!

How did she do that?
I've got buckleys.

by Max September 4, 2003

penith

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

by Max December 16, 2003

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

doodie

a stupid person ie:dumbass

Kaneen is such a doodie.

by Max November 27, 2002

Nightmare on Elm Street

An act that is remotely sexual in nature involving a man and an asian prostitute. The afformentioned man orders a prostitute, hits her in the face with a shovel, and proceeds to chop her into small cubes, which he then rubs all over his body while masterbating.

I gave that bitch a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 23, 2005

shfwilf

still haven't found what I'm looking for. Used by Michael the QA Admin on protonic.com

Crap, I shfwilf and I don't even know what it is ilf...

Damn you shfwilf, always sending me AI's!

by Max January 13, 2005

shrickle

sitting above someone and taking a runny shit on them. shit trickle

She seemed fine until she asked for a shrickle.

by Max April 10, 2003