MaTT's definitions

suicide by cop

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

by Matt March 7, 2004

Biggie

Term derived from "big guy" which became "Bigguh" and then finally "Biggie" which is also in homage to Biggie Smalls.

Hold up, biggie.

by Matt May 29, 2003

happy meal surprise

It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!

ahhh done(the guy). ok(the girl). Bang in your face bitch(the guy)!

by Matt February 23, 2005

Crayon

A joint or blunt which you smoke marajuana out of. Often usend when the joint looks like a crayon. IE: Crutch ( The little peice of cardboard rolled in one end to keep it open) and pointed at the other end to keep the weed from falling out.

"Hey wana go get a crayon?" "Mom were going to go color over at Stevies house"

by Matt August 31, 2008

Lamer

noun - one who is lame to a certain extent, where they are considered a lamer

"You are a Lamer."

by matt January 11, 2003

Ice Climbers

Middle tier fighter(s) in SSBM. They are weak individualy, but can do some serious damage if you can use them right. On and tiny level with a high item rate, they will dominate.

"Oh! F-zero, high items! Shotgun Ice Climbers!"

by Matt March 17, 2005

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004