MaTT's definitions

chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

by Matt March 23, 2004

sushisex

sushi sex

i want sushi sex now!

by matt December 23, 2003

<4

better than <3 becuz lilaksdlkas omg lolz i like to eat pizza

i <4 you so much laydee

laydee:<4

ex2.

i <3 j00
me: oh noez j00 dont luv meh i hatez j00

by Matt November 15, 2004

school

Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)

by Matt January 15, 2004

baka neko

Means stupid cat in japaneese but is more famous for the website run by Athey with drawing tutorials and a huge message board.

Baka Neko has helped me to become a much better artist.

by Matt January 19, 2004

BOB

Bend over bitch

Daaaammmnn, you a hot cucci momma, BOB!

by Matt February 10, 2006

batty

everyone else is nearly correct the batty is a MALES buttocks bum ass.

'you dirty batty boy man u ment to stick to the erb man smoke it daily'

by Matt January 4, 2004