MaTT's definitions

Lamer

noun - one who is lame to a certain extent, where they are considered a lamer

"You are a Lamer."

by matt January 11, 2003

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004

monobrow

Someone with only one eyebrow which covers both eyes.

This is not to be confused with Unibrow, as that is the actual eyebrow.

The source of the monobrow's uglyness could be traced back to the thick unibrow covering both of his eyes.

by Matt June 15, 2003

Subliminal

Crazy state of mind in which you cannot control your thoughts and responses properly. Usually after smoking 15 or more marijuana cigarrettes, or sniffing 8 oz. of cocaine.

"I am so high right now, it's like... I'm fucking subliminal dude... FUCK WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU.. theres.. A FUCKING BIRD... whoaaaa... it was just a potato chip dude..." The person who is high off of marijuana or cocaine, usually tends to fall over and drool on his relative or friend after saying fucking crazy shit.

by Matt January 19, 2005

hot lunch

to recieve a turd from another human.

my friend nick is gagging for a hot lunch from a moose named trudi.

by matt October 21, 2003

lederhosen

a tight fitting pants that cut off genitiles

by matt July 23, 2003

Kamen Rider

Precurser to American Power Rangers.

"Kamen Rider kicks Power Rangers ***"

by Matt April 5, 2004