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1994

a very depressing year in terms of:

music
album releases
depressing music
this year was the most depressing from the 90's
by matt January 9, 2005
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Slowcala

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....
" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"
by matt March 31, 2004
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NSBM

(Acronym) A standard etla for a devout catholic/christian who believes in No Sex Before Marraige.
Man, don't hook up with Maria, wont get anywhere, shes so NSBM!
by Matt July 26, 2004
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money shot

To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye
I was screwing her, then i pulled out and gave her a money shot all over her face!
by Matt August 14, 2003
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Overholser

Gauging your friend's level of acceptance with your potential participation in a homosexual act(s) or performance(s)
Chris "overholsed" his friends when he told them that the girl he was dating used to strap one on with her ex-boyfriend.

After the "overholsing" Brady was really conflicted on pursuing his late night rendevous with Josh at the lifeguard stand
by Matt January 13, 2004
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Alice Cooper

He is one of the best shock rockers ever. Hes so awesome he actually came to my shit hometown on his EYES OF ALICE COOPER RETURNS tour and you can bet I was there! (I even painted my face heheheh)
People think hes washed up just because hes old and plays Golf, and they think hes a sellout because hes in commercials, but thast because PEOPLE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK MUSIC IS ABOUT! WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW OLD THE SINGER IS! ITS THE MUSIC THAT MATTERS! I COULDNT CARE LESS IF A BAND WAS FORMED BY A BUNCH OF FUCKING TALKING PEANUTS!!!!! AS LONG AS THEY MAKE GOOD MUSIC ID LISTEN TO THEM!
The point is, people are judging him for his appearance now, which is retarded. The people that judge him as a sellout or a washed-up old fart are probably the same people that just watch MuchMusic just to see whos hot these days, and listen to Billy Talent and Good Charlotte and other flavors of the month. YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK! YOU CAN ALL ROT IN POSER HELL!! ALICE COOPER WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE OF THE BEST METAL GROUPS TO BE FORMED!
Best songs by him:
Schools Out,
Poison,
Billion Dollar Babies,
Elected,
Sick Things,
No More Mr. Nice Guy,
I'm Eighteen,
and FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN (one of the best songs EVER with a sick solo)
by Matt October 23, 2004
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irish coffee

A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.

Iced Irish Coffee

2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk

Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.

Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.

Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.

Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.

Can serve 2
Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!
by Matt October 1, 2005
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