MaTT's definitions

dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

by Matt October 13, 2004

sitfuck

having sex while sitting down

Did you see that shit they were sitfucking while I was eating my sandwhich.

by Matt June 17, 2006

Slezak

A prestigious surname with its roots from the Czech Republic

The Slezak family comes from high nobility and includes ingenious members.

by Matt November 24, 2003

carne enchada

carne enchada- mexican term for swollen meat Ask one of your friends if the want tacos of carne enchada

My friend wanted tacos of carne guisada but I bought her tacos of carne enchada instead.

by matt January 16, 2005

Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

by matt November 15, 2002

Snoop Dogg

the black man that made slang become poppulr everywhere.

he brought rap wit his slang.

by matt April 13, 2004

Mc Sausage

He is a little bitch and his my skanky hoe!

A little bitch called Charlie Arnolds that goes to Rossmoyne Senior high school

by Matt March 31, 2005