(While Jeffrey is taking a bath)
Pat says: "Jeffrey, knock that shit off you disgusting little shit. . .You fuckin' gorple!"
Jeffrey: "I can't help it Dad, I don't have anything else to do since you threw away my Ninja Turtles."
Pat says: "Jeffrey, knock that shit off you disgusting little shit. . .You fuckin' gorple!"
Jeffrey: "I can't help it Dad, I don't have anything else to do since you threw away my Ninja Turtles."
by Matt November 22, 2004
by Matt November 21, 2003
by Matt December 04, 2007
1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.
2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.
2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.
1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.
2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.
2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.
by Matt August 08, 2004
1) Dude, that show was fucking stellar.
2) How do you do it? Make me feel like I do. How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew.
2) How do you do it? Make me feel like I do. How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew.
by Matt April 16, 2004
To be totally awesome and amazing and cool and special and super
Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA
Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA
by Matt November 15, 2004
by Matt May 22, 2008