MaTT's definitions

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

Phoney

Fake, not real

Every time i see her she puts on this phoney accent, it drives me crazy.

by matt March 16, 2004

cronic

Tha shit dat gets you highhhhhhhh

I only smoke da cronic nigguh.

by Matt January 6, 2005

beachiness

Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.

When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachiness all up in there vagina.

by Matt June 11, 2004

George Bush

1. Warmongerer
2. Mother Fucker
3. Looks like a Camel.

That warmongering mother fucking camel look-a-like bitch!

by Matt April 11, 2004

crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard

after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust

by matt November 22, 2003

Decreshendo

When a mans sex organ is hanging low

"Huey has a decreshendo

by Matt November 22, 2003