Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

by M_Dubz152 June 05, 2023

Tax money millionaire

Welfare recipient who is lazy, dressed like a slob, overweight, unbathed, room temperature IQ, rude, obnoxious, self righteous, and condescending. Typically seen on the 5th of the month at your local Walmart. Has a brand new car, a brand new I-phone, and is living better than you (who works 50 hour weeks to pay taxes for these slobs to live). More often than not has 4 kids who are all different ethnicities who don't know their fathers.

Look at that 400lb hippo on the mart cart. Face timing on her new iPhone on the 5th of the month. Fat fucking tax money millionaire.

by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

Dongcopter

Also known as the windmill. A nude male moving his hips in a way that his penis swings 360 degrees around. Its like a flesh nunchuck. For added comedic effect such as at a party or in a locker room: in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice you say "Get to the choppa nowwww!"

The best way to dry your manhood after a shower is doing the dongcopter.

by M_Dubz152 June 05, 2023

Growler

Slang term for shit. Made popular by the TV show Workaholics.

After eating Taco bell, I had to take an epic growler.

by M_Dubz152 June 07, 2023

Banana

A racial slur for an Asian-American. Means yellow on the outside but white on the inside. Looks Asian but fails to embrace Asian culture, traditions, beliefs, and family lineage.

"Look at that Asian guy driving that Ford pickup truck."

"Fucking Banana. Surprised its not a Toyota or Honda."

by M_Dubz152 June 07, 2023

Bean bag

A slang term for testicles and scrotum. More low key than other slang words for said body parts.

Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.

by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

The Squidward

Stuffing your dick and balls against a glass window thus resembling Squidward's face.

My favorite way to pass time on the bus is to do The Squidward.

by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023