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luxury shame

When affluent consumers feel it's necessary to conceal their exorbitant purchases to others, especially in a weak economy.
Bruno felt guilty for purchasing a new Ford GT while many of his co-workers were losing their jobs. Now the GT stays parked in the garage while Bruno drives his Pinto to work. Bruno is experiencing a clear case of "luxury shame". Damn this recession!
by MTF June 24, 2009
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iPhone 4

"The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.
Overheard:

The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.

You could very well be right.
by MTF June 17, 2010
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Daily Double

Engaging in sexual intercourse with two sisters OR daughter and mother, all within the same 24 hour period, but not at the same time. Easier to pull-off than a Trifecta, however still not an easy move to complete given the limited time frame and moral implications.
Ex. 1: Carl pulled a Daily Double yesterday when he hit it at lunch time for a nooner with Zoe, then went out with her sister Chloe for cocktails that evening and ended up spending the night with her.

Ex. 2: Raul noticed his date's mom flirting with him that evening, so the next day after a wild evening of sex with the daughter, he paid her mom a visit for some afternoon delight, thus scoring a Daily Double.
by MTF January 13, 2009
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Kris Humphries

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.
by mtf November 18, 2011
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Hall Pass

A week off from marriage to do whatever you want without consequences.
Guy 1:
I am headed off to Vegas for a week of unbridled debauchery and serious shananigans.

Guy 2:
What? Did you get a Hall Pass from your wife?

Guy 1:
Yes, actually I did.

Guy 2:
Lucky!
by MTF March 12, 2011
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The Gilroy

A highly concentrated pheromone usually found in cologne or perfume, when applied to the nape of the neck, even in minuscule amounts, the scent will cause the opposite sex to become incredibly aroused with sexual passion and desire.
In Ocean's Thirteen, The Gilroy is when Matt Damon's character, Linus Caldwell (posing as Lenny Pepperidge in disguise), sets up Ellen Barkin's character, Abigail Sponder for seduction; and consequently ends up stealing the diamonds.
by MTF August 6, 2008
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Barry Bonds

The most despised baseball player of all time. Because of his contempt for others and himself, will be remembered as a joke to the sport.
Kid 1:
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.

Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.
by MTF February 9, 2009
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