MR X's definitions

helpie

FIrstly I invented the word a couple of years ago, when a group of my wife's friends wanted to all have their mobile phone photograph taken and it could only be done with me taking the picture.

So I said, I will help you by taking the photo, so the whole group could be in the picture and I will call it a HELPIE.

A single person, or a group of people, who want their mobile phone / camera photograph taken, however they all want to be in the picture, so I offer to take the photo for them and it is a " helpie " A helpie is always a much improved photograph over a selfie.

by Mr X November 24, 2018

choido

member of the indian language 'gujarati'

def; dickhead, wanker

1. a choido che

(hes a dickhead)

2. aa maney choido manawyo

(this is said when someone pulls a fast one on you. lit. meaning; he made me a wanker)

by mr x December 23, 2004

cafegueria

A gay locale, i.e. gym, bar, or any other entertainment/lifestyle venue that caters towards a homosexual crowd

The Equinox gym in the West Village is a total cafegueria.

by Mr X June 10, 2004

cunting cunt

One whom is not merely a cunt, but a cunting cunt.

Why is it that all chavs are cunting cunts?

by Mr x March 21, 2004

the curse

a watery sensation around your arm pit area, usually build by excessive sweating.

JD's curse was so bad he need prescription deodorant to make things better for himself.

by mr x November 28, 2004

qwerty

A keyboard originally created to slow down typists in the old days of typewriters becuase they broke the typewriters by typing too fast. Now there isn's a problem of breaking a keyboard but it is still used and is the same design that was used to slow down those typists decades ago. Why it is still in use is a mystery.

Those typists are breaking all the typewriters by typing too fast, what should we do?
Invent a qwerty key layout to slow them down

by mr x February 11, 2004

going nuts

"going crazy" see goes nuts

"that dineleysaurus is going nuts!"

by mr x January 29, 2004