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santorumize

1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.
1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.
by mp April 9, 2005
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Phaneufing

To give back or donate items generously to others. such as presents, cars or hockey pucks.
I didnt feel so good this morning until I started phaneufing.
by Mp May 13, 2013
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yars

an english measurement used by the chinese with an accent; discovered by the curious mind of matt lu
Matt Lu: Coasch, how many yars off the ball?
by mp January 12, 2005
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Biddy

A biddy is another word used to describe a bithc, slut, hoe or skank.
The word originated in Syracuse, NY where words such as wicked are also used.
Dan: Yo MP you comin tonight?
MP: To what?
Dan: BiddyFest 2K5 bro....
by MP January 28, 2005
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Bu$h

Stupidest man to hold presidency of US.
Puts pseudo old testament fundamentalist religious beliefs discovered during a college drunk session ahead of facts when sending young kids who think they are being patriotic off to die while killing people with brown skin... thinks Vietnam was a noble act.

Killed most people in state sponsered execution in Us while governor of Texas.
Bush is thinking again, said Carl rove. I can smell something burning.
by mp January 30, 2005
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cesspool

See photo of Dick Cheney in any news or fictional magazine.

He is the definition of corporate greed at any expense in imperialistic America.


One of america's biggest "chicken hawks".
Dick just loves the smell of burning flesh when he reviews his stock portfolio.
by mp January 30, 2005
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cough/cool

bad ass song written by the Misfits in the late 70's, early 80's. No guitars in the song, only a muffed keyboard song played by Glenn Danig.
Cough/Cool is an evil song, and it doesn't even have guitars!
by mp February 3, 2005
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