He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.
by monkey January 28, 2005
An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.
by Monkey June 04, 2004
If that bitch isn't there, I'm going to Fat Neck her.
by Monkey December 05, 2004
by Monkey September 23, 2004
biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.
Oi, you arsebiscuit!
by Monkey January 08, 2005