My name is Livi. No, it's NOT OLIVIA!
by Monkey April 09, 2005
biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.
Oi, you arsebiscuit!
by Monkey January 08, 2005
by Monkey January 31, 2004
Jiro is the leader of the stae army
by MONKEY October 28, 2003
university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).
He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.
by monkey January 28, 2005
this is a difficult word to define because what may be flirting to one person may not be to another. i guess, as a verb, it would be defined as intentionally trying to attract the attention of one you "like" using means that could be considered seductive.
'Natalie, u were flirting with him!'
'Nooo...thats just how i normally act. u could definately tell if i was actually flirting with him.'
'Nooo...thats just how i normally act. u could definately tell if i was actually flirting with him.'
by Monkey February 20, 2005