fangirl

A female who has overstepped the line between healthy fandom and indecent obsession

Fan: Hakkai from Saiyuki is really cool, he's smart and nice and hey, he's pretty cute.
Fangirl: Lyke OMG!!!11!one! Hakkai iz so lke totly my huzbend!
Fan: You DO realize he is a two dimensional image on your television screen right?
Fangirl: NOOO!! He'z reel and he iz al myne!

by monkey December 06, 2004

The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

by monkey November 11, 2003

scrub

a bum, loser, faggot ,or someone who can't get a girl

man look at this scrub

by Monkey January 31, 2004

highroller

a word play of the original highroller, one who drives while under the influence of illegal narcotics (i.e. marijuana)

when you see someone roll by with their seat laid back and surrounded by a columbian fog, you know they are a highroller.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

mackem

lazy, fat arsed dole scum

That mackem's giro is burning a hole in his pocket

by Monkey February 03, 2004

r0x0r

someone who is r0x0r is someone who is like Scyth.

Dude, you so r0x0r.
You r0x0rz my b0x0rz

by Monkey September 27, 2004

break

to leave

yo man let's break

by Monkey January 31, 2004