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Shanu

Your the shanuest guy here
by Monkey June 19, 2003
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puttana

in italian means a woman who sells her body for a little money...
sometimes just for pleasure
in english "whore" or "bitch"
puttana!=bitch!
si' peg' ke i puttan!= u r worse than a bitch!
zoccola=strappona=baldracca=bagascia=vacca=troia=mignotta=meretrice=sportiva=camminatrice=donnina=bitch
by monkey May 22, 2004
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berm

combination of beer and sperm, as relating to the odor of a sorority girl after a hard night's partying.
Yeah she was hot, but when she talked you could smell the berm.
by Monkey January 9, 2005
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Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.
Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"
by Monkey January 12, 2008
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Utena

An anime surrounding a girl who goes to a private school to find the "prince" who saved her life as a child and ends up getting mixed up in duels for the power to revolutionize the world.

Very common in shoujo ai and yuri circles for the pairing UtenaxAnthy
I want a replica of the Sword of Dios from Utena!
by Monkey December 6, 2004
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Bucket Fanny

huge crack that few come out of alive
my mate tom's still stuck in my bucket fanny. hes been there for years.
by monkey November 17, 2003
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phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).
He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.
by monkey January 28, 2005
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