MONKEY's definitions

phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

by monkey January 28, 2005

laterolis

the back of a guy's nut sack

by monkey July 19, 2003

Pretear

A seriously neglected and very good anime. It is a magical girl show, based on snow white with a serious twist. The show, however, isn't your basic magical girl anime with basic episodes: same old stuff, transformation, fight, end. It's deep emotionally and comically, many people have compared it to Revloutionary Girl Utena. However, lasting only 13 episodes it is too short and too new to get alot of recognition.

The seven dwarfs have become bishounen in this awesome twist of two classical fairy tales

by Monkey December 6, 2004

bounce for the ounce

a reference to the ratio of breast size to overall body weight.
a girl thats slightly overweight but has nice luscious breasts is more appealing than a slim flatchested girl because she has more bounce for the ounce. (in the case of guys who value larger breasts.)

Yeh, she could maybe shed a couple, but you gotta admit, shes got plenty of bounce for the ounce.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

swamper

A really ugly girl...

"That girl looks like tank drove over her face."

"Yeah, she's a real swamper."

by Monkey May 13, 2005

spex

damn sexy

you look so spexy

by monkey July 18, 2003

Fat Neck

Either a man that sells you pot, or the act of strangling a bitch.

If that bitch isn't there, I'm going to Fat Neck her.

by Monkey December 5, 2004