MONKEY's definitions

hearn

doing anything at a fast pace.

'stop hearning about and relax'

by monkey March 16, 2005

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

by Monkey April 25, 2005

nate adams

a great freestyle motocross rider!

heelclicker backflip!

by monkey May 3, 2006

berm

combination of beer and sperm, as relating to the odor of a sorority girl after a hard night's partying.

Yeah she was hot, but when she talked you could smell the berm.

by Monkey January 9, 2005

diesel

An average player who thinks he's l337

by Monkey June 14, 2003

cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

by monkey April 21, 2005

Shanu

To be one of great stupidity

Your the shanuest guy here

by Monkey June 19, 2003