That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else
P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
Get the That's NOT What She Said mug.

Pussy/Clit Tickler

A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007
Get the Pussy/Clit Tickler mug.

Buffy Muffy

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008
Get the Buffy Muffy mug.

Go Suck A Dick

Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)
Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
Get the Go Suck A Dick mug.

Hot-Dogging

When a guy places and then thrusts his dick (hot dog) between a chick's ass cheeks (buns) - similar to titty fucking) - there is no penetration; just add mayo (cum); works best when the chick has a lot of "junk in the trunk"
How many guys have been Hot-Dogging with Kim Kardashian?
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2011
Get the Hot-Dogging mug.

Smoking It to the Nub

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
Get the Smoking It to the Nub mug.

Hole-in-One

A bitch (contortionist) that can lick her own pussy
The bitch at the circus can perform a hole-in-one!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007
Get the Hole-in-One mug.