Black Myth

The belief that Black men have the largest dicks

Jessica: I rode P-Phat's huge white hobby horse last night!

Lisa: And?

Jessica: There is definitely a Black Myth; P-Phat's dick was much bigger than my black ex's!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Stinky Twinkie

A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells

"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

MOCO

MOnster COck; a huge dick - in terms of both length and girth

Similar to, but larger than, HOCO

John Holmes was famous for his MOCO!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2010

Two Fingers Deep

Fingering a twat with two fingers (usually the index and middle)

MOCO was two fingers deep in Colleen on Sunday!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Mr. Pooper

A guy who likes to take cock up his poop chute

Kevin is Mr. Pooper!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Carrying a Six Pack

When a chick is lying face down with her ass in the air, a guy places his thumb in her ass and his forefinger plus middle finger in her pussy and then lifts up (the act of carrying a six pack of beer)

Most men enjoy carrying a six pack around with them!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Bum-Rushing

Anal sex performed in prison

Most male prisoners are doomed to experience some bum-rushing!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010