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Double Bag It

Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)
A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
mugGet the Double Bag Itmug.

( ¤ ) ( ¤ )

Cyber speak for titties, tits, boobies, boobs
To tell your bro that you just saw a nice set of titties, send ( ¤ ) ( ¤ ) from your BlackBerry.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
mugGet the ( ¤ ) ( ¤ )mug.

Smell-Check

A check done by men during foreplay to see if a chick is clean enough to eat out. The guy fingers the chick's pussy and then he gets his fingers back into range of his nose to sniff without the chick noticing. It is easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck
Porn stars do not do the Smell-Check; 'Regualr' guys do.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
mugGet the Smell-Checkmug.

Log Jam

When a dude with a huge cock tries to fuck a virgin pussy, his cock (log) gets stuck
MOCO doesn't want a log jam so he avoids fucking virgins.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
mugGet the Log Jammug.

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk
Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
mugGet the Piping Hot Yogurtmug.

Beer Marinated Brat

A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more

His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth
When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
mugGet the Beer Marinated Bratmug.

Pussy-Juice Cocktail

Mooj: Andy, it isn't about Love; it's about Pussy-Juice Cocktail!

Andy: Yes, Mooj, it is about Pussy-Juice Cocktail!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010
mugGet the Pussy-Juice Cocktailmug.

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