The Footlong

Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss

MOCO gave Edith The Footlong last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Stinky Pinky

With a butthole virgin, put in your pinky before putting in your cock (unless they are the same size); she will need to work her way up in grandeur (size)

Before exploring Butthole Pleasures with Lisa, MOCO decided to perform a Stinky Pinky, thus saving himself a Log Jam!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

Tubesteak and White Gravy

A dick and its white, sticky goo (the steak comes in all shapes and sizes)

Kevin is a connoisseur of tubesteak and white gravy; he can't get enough!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Cooter-Shooter

A guy fucking a chick - when his cock explodes, he shoots his load either in or on a chick's twat (cooter)

John Holmes: I will be your cooter-shooter!

Chick: Hell yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Mattress Mamboo

Fucking, banging, having sex

MOCO: It's mattress mamboo time!!!

Lisa: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Happy-Juice

Semen, cum, jizz

Semen Therapy

Lisa's doctor prescribed MOCO's Happy-Juice for her depression; at least three times daily!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

Stray

A broad who is out alone, without her pack, just looking to get laid

I nailed a stray last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007