Definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Pearled Pussy 

1. A pussy that has been creamed (jizzed on) 2. A pussy that has been stuffed with a pearl necklace

Jessica showed me her pearled pussy!

Pearled Pussy by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Sexsational 

The melding of "sex" and "sensational" to describe great sex

The fuck fest was sexsational!

Sexsational by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Peaks & Valleys 

Female anatomical landscape where the peaks = tits and ass and the valleys = pussy and ass-crack

P-Phat explored Miss Italy's Peaks & Valleys!

Peaks & Valleys by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Fashionably Late 

The opposite of cumming too soon (premature ejaculation); when a guy is more than able to satisfy his broad by making his deposit late into the fuck fest

All the girls appreciate that MOCO is always fashionably late!

Fashionably Late by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Hobby Horse 

A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho

Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!

Hobby Horse by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Hobby Ho

Chicks, broads, dames (since they like dick - Hobby Horse)

Most dames are hobby hos since their hobby is riding dick!

Hobby Ho by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

That's NOT What She Said by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008