Definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

Glazing the Ham by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Bro Etiquette 

After having gotten laid, a bro calls his best bro ASAP in order to tell him the good news; a bro does not blow off another bro to be with his girl

"Bros Before Hos"

Between Bros 'Bro Etiquette' is the golden rule!

Bro Etiquette by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Full Service Lube Job 

A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it

(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)

MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!

Full Service Lube Job by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Stinkie Twinkie 

A dick that has just been inside a pussy

The Twinkie (dick) goes into the pussy and in so doing gets stinkie (covered with scented pussy juice)

(Twinkie because a guy's dick resembles a Twinkie - both are oblong and are filled with white cream; stinkie because the pussy has a certain type of odor and wetness)

P-Phat truly needs a Stinkie Twinkie!

Stinkie Twinkie by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Tubesteak Sandwich 

A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns)

Lisa does not like sandwiches, unless it’s a tubesteak sandwich!

Tubesteak Sandwich by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

School Nighter 

Fucking on a school night (and you have to get up early to go to school or class the next morning; more for high school and college students than anyone else)

P-Phat and Becky had a school nighter last night and as a result P-Phat was late for class today.

School Nighter by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Big Donger 

1) A cool dude
2) A dude with a huge dick

A Big Baller likes to hang out with a Big Donger!
A Hobby Ho likes to ride a Big Donger!

Big Donger by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009