The K. Bryant

Bending a chick over the back of a chair and fucking her doggy style with your hands around her neck then without notice, you shove your dick up her asshole; it's asshole rape, as performed by Kobe Bryant. Also known as #24, Number 24, The Bryant & The KB

Kobe Bryant should be receiving The K. Bryant in prison!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)

A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Chowder Cannon

Dick, cock, prick, johnson, pud

Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan) graves the Chowder Cannon!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

Blowing your wad

Cumming, unloading, climaxing (from your cock)

Blowing your wad feels so damn good!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Roto Rooting

Anal sex - the guy's dick is rooting around for shit in his partner's ass

Rumor has it that Tom Cruise likes to receive a roto rooting several times per week.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Pitching Mound

Pussy, twat, cunt (where a guy pitches his balls)

MOCO was performing at the pitching mound; batter up!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008