191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Cock Toking

Sucking cock; puffing on cock; Hog Smoking

Jessica is into cock toking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)

Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2011

Puffing Peter

Cock sucking, blow job (tends to be popular with homosexuals)

Tom Cruise loves puffing peter!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Hobby Horse

A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho

Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Taming the Shrew

Butt fucking; anal sex

(The asshole/butt-hole is the angry shrew; the dick tames the shrew with each thrust)

Penny from The Big Bang Theory's favorite position is Taming the Shrew.

Damn it, Leonard, Tame Her Shrew!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2012

Snake Charming

When a chick charms a guy's cock out of the fly of his boxers and sucks it (his cock is out and his balls are still inside his boxers)

Lisa is an expert at snake charming!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009