MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Heat Seeking Missile

Dick, cock, prick, pecker

Her tight twat was no match for MOCO's heat seeking missile!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

It's About Butthole Pleasures

Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper

Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Twin Tetons

Tits, boobs, hooters

P-Phat loves large twin tetons!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)

Mooj loves Poon Tang Cocktails!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Velvet Canyon

Pussy, twat, cunt, cherry pie

P-Phat dove into Becky's velvet canyon tongue first!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009