Definitions by MN Nut Guy
Italian blowjob
It’s like a normal dirty martini with two olives, a celery stalk and a salted rim. The downside is It takes 3 hours to arrive, but if you’re lucky enough to finish it, you’ll be anxiously waiting for your next one.
My buddy Rob said “you’ve got to try an Italian blowjob”. So I ordered one but fell asleep before it arrived. When I asked if I could get another one, the server said “we’re closed”.
Italian blowjob by MN Nut Guy October 22, 2026
Roonied
Me: “Hey Rick, can I buy you a beer.?”
Rick: “Thanks, I’ll take a double 15 year scotch.”
Me: “Damn, I was just roonied!”
Rick: “Thanks, I’ll take a double 15 year scotch.”
Me: “Damn, I was just roonied!”
Roonied by MN Nut Guy December 17, 2025
Forced Sprinkle
Gary says “They’ll be no dirty sprinkles at my table. Either it’s a forced sprinkle or get the hell out!”
Forced Sprinkle by MN Nut Guy January 3, 2024
The 270
When your partner is so gracious that he/she brings another into your 69 so you have a perfect equilateral sexual experience.
“Baby what do your want? “
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”
The 270 by MN Nut Guy December 9, 2023
The 270
When your partner is so gracious that he/she brings another into your 69 so you have a perfect equilateral sexual experience.
“Baby what do your want? “
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”
The 270 by MN Nut Guy December 9, 2023
270
Better than a 69. When you invite another partner into your 69 to for an equilateral triangle of ultimate bliss.
270 by MN Nut Guy December 8, 2023
270
Better than a 69. When you invite another partner into your 69 to for an equilateral triangle of ultimate bliss.
270 by MN Nut Guy December 8, 2023