Rodeo Blowjob

When the giver only stays on the task for eight seconds, and believes it was a “successful ride”.

My wife just gave me a rodeo blowjob, so now I’m left to my own accord.

by MN Nut Guy April 27, 2023

Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.

I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.

by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023

The 270

When your partner is so gracious that he/she brings another into your 69 so you have a perfect equilateral sexual experience.

“Baby what do your want? “
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”

by MN Nut Guy December 09, 2023

The 270

When your partner is so gracious that he/she brings another into your 69 so you have a perfect equilateral sexual experience.

“Baby what do your want? “
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”

by MN Nut Guy December 09, 2023

Forced Sprinkle

It’s when a “dirty sprinkle” mixes with a beer bong, and it is just plain wrong.

Gary says “They’ll be no dirty sprinkles at my table. Either it’s a forced sprinkle or get the hell out!”

by MN Nut Guy January 04, 2024

270

Better than a 69. When you invite another partner into your 69 to for an equilateral triangle of ultimate bliss.

Hey Baby, instead of a 69 how about we invite Susan over for a 270?!?!

by MN Nut Guy December 09, 2023

270

Better than a 69. When you invite another partner into your 69 to for an equilateral triangle of ultimate bliss.

Hey Baby, instead of a 69 how about we invite Susan over for a 270?!?!

by MN Nut Guy December 09, 2023