Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MN Nut Guy

Roonied

When someone offers you something but you ask for an upgrade.

Me: “Hey Rick, can I buy you a beer.?”
Rick: “Thanks, I’ll take a double 15 year scotch.”
Me: “Damn, I was just roonied!”

Roonied by MN Nut Guy December 17, 2025

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It’s when a “dirty sprinkle” mixes with a beer bong, and it is just plain wrong.

Gary says “They’ll be no dirty sprinkles at my table. Either it’s a forced sprinkle or get the hell out!”

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When your partner is so gracious that he/she brings another into your 69 so you have a perfect equilateral sexual experience.

“Baby what do your want? “
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”

The 270 by MN Nut Guy December 9, 2023

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When your partner is so gracious that he/she brings another into your 69 so you have a perfect equilateral sexual experience.

“Baby what do your want? “
“How about a 69?”
“I think I’ll top that and I think we should have The 270, after all you are the most amazing man ever.”

The 270 by MN Nut Guy December 9, 2023

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Better than a 69. When you invite another partner into your 69 to for an equilateral triangle of ultimate bliss.

Hey Baby, instead of a 69 how about we invite Susan over for a 270?!?!

270 by MN Nut Guy December 8, 2023

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Better than a 69. When you invite another partner into your 69 to for an equilateral triangle of ultimate bliss.

Hey Baby, instead of a 69 how about we invite Susan over for a 270?!?!

270 by MN Nut Guy December 8, 2023

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When the giver only stays on the task for eight seconds, and believes it was a “successful ride”.

My wife just gave me a rodeo blowjob, so now I’m left to my own accord.

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