MIke's definitions

magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.

My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.

by Mike January 6, 2005

Java God

Phil Thompkins will forever be the Java God, worship him and pray to him.

Markus: "Phil your the Java God!!"
Phil: "Fuck you Markus you suck"

by Mike March 26, 2004

Ohio

Just admit it... the best state EVER. Also, (refering to defn. #14) don't diss Ohio if you can't even freakin spell "CLEVELAND" right. Secondly, Ohio WAS NOT the Flordia of the 2004 election. We voted red (like it or not... frankly I voted white) 51% to 49% so you all can piss-off. Statistcally, people that live in northeast Ohio around C-Town North (that's Cleveland) have the correct pronounciation of the American English Language so y'all can just kiss my brass. Not to mention we have the best roller coaster park in the nation (Cedar Point) which holds more than 13 world records. Yes, our seasons are Winter, Construction and More Construction but hey... at least we're not Michigan.

Oh yeah... it's POP not SODA

All hail Ohio... because you're just pissed off you don't live here.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Silicon

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.

I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.

by Mike May 13, 2005

bloq

Elitest programmer/designer of all time. Also goes by the name of jon.

Bill Gates: "I want bloq(jon) as my head programmer."

by mike March 15, 2003

niloho

niggar loving whore,white girl who loves a niggar.

yeap she's a niloho.can you belive that fine ass bitch is a niloho

by mike January 12, 2005

shnozzletov

derived from mozzletov what you say to someone with a big shnozzola you go up pat them on the back then say shnozzletov.

Hey ian's snozzle is so big im gonna congratulate him with a shnzzletov

by mike October 2, 2004