MIke's definitions

wet butt

n. - a medical condition consiting of poop remnants mixing with sweaty discharge

characterized by: moistness between the butt cheeks

symptoms include: tire tracks in underwear paired with easily noticed offensive odor

common names include: soup ass, stink butt, swamp ass, crotch rot, and monkey butt

Darn, after running that mile, I had a mean case of wet butt.

by mike February 22, 2004

looney bird

noun:a crazy person. this is to sound as is if you are gay. ment to confuse or to disgust the person to which you are speaking.

Oh, John, you're such a looney bird.

by Mike November 26, 2003

hack

An ugly, nasty, solution chosen usually because of time-constraints, whimsy or incompetence.

We don't know how to do physics in our game right, so we just hacked it.

by Mike November 25, 2003

like water for chocolate

The phrase like water for chocolate came from Mexico. In Mexico,hot chocolate is made with water, not milk. The water is brought to a boil and then the chocolate is spooned into it. A person in a state of sexual excitement is said to be "like water for chocolate."

I am like water for chocolate, anytime I'm around my girlfriend.Its like we were meant to be together.

by MIKE June 30, 2004

Yonkers

Cool place to hang out, the only city in Westchester county NY that isn't lame.

Yonkers is where all the cool, interesting working-class people live, the rest of the county is a bunch of stuck-up upper middle class whitebread countryclub goers.

by Mike January 23, 2004

shop lead

something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there

Teacher and mini teacher

by mike November 13, 2003

who dat

Originally used by African American men between the age of 16-30, this phrase is now used by caucasians of the same age group.

-Often used to question the identity of a person.

(on telephone)
Person A: Hey Zambo, what's up?
Zambo:Who dat?

by Mike December 1, 2004