MIke's definitions

oyster

Slang for OxyContin.

Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.

by Mike September 22, 2006

The Saints

Jazz and dixieland slang for "When The Saints Go Marching In". Some musicians also refer to this song as "The Monster", fearing having to play it several times in a single evening.

And then some guy who just arrived wanted the Saints again, and I was ready to break his leg. We should just stop taking requests.

by Mike October 17, 2006

liquid stupid

Alcohol. It's stupidity in a liquid form. Drink it and feel the stupid!

"Gaah, that test stressed me out. I can't think about anything except physics right now. I'm gonna need some liquid stupid if I'm going to be able to interact with other people normally."

"Dude, that guy you just picked a fight with is at least twice your size. You've had too much liquid stupid."

"Mmm, liquid stupid!"

by Mike October 18, 2006

pulp

A dangerous mass of pressed vegetable matter, known to cause eye problems if not careful.

Pulp can move, baby!

by Mike August 9, 2005

I want you

1: lets do it right now

Girl: I want you right now baby!
Guy: Sure thing sweetie, I got the rubbers right here...

by Mike September 1, 2005

dradle

a jewish girl with no legs

I spun that dradle until she honked on me.

by Mike September 2, 2005

softcore

The pornos that TMC, Cine-max and Showtime show. Doesn't show dicks/cocks or open vaginas/pussys. Usally involves dumb storylines, bad music and predictable plots that we still watch anyway to see the good stuff.

Watch TMC, Max or Showtime late at night and you will find some softcore delight.

by Mike September 2, 2005