battle rig

a PC that can play Tribes.
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F5

Commonly accepted as the strongest tornado possible. According to Thomas Schlatter, the Fujita scale goes all the way up to F-12, which is winds the speed of sound. The article was actually written in Fune 1986 and was cited in the Jan/Feb 98 issue of the same periodical. Since before the original article was written in 1986, there has never been a documented tornado of F-6 or above, and the author states it's not likely to happen.

James R. McDonald includes a table of Fujita levels and wind speeds. F-6 and above is labled as "inconcievable damage". Wind speed are as follows (in miles per hour):
F-6 319-379
F-7 380-445
F-8 446-513
F-9 514-585
F-10 586-659
F-11 660-735
F-12 736 and above
note: The speed of sound at -3ºC is 736 miles per hour.
Works Cited

McDonald, James R. "T. THEODORE FUJITA: HIS CONTRIBUTION TO TORNADO KNOWLEDGE THROUGH DAMAGE DOCUMENTATION AND THE FUJITA SCALE." Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society; Jan2001, Vol. 82 Issue 1, p63-72

Schlatter, Thomas. "F6 Tornadoes." Weatherwise; Jan/Feb98, Vol. 51 Issue 1, p28
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microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.
Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.
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the only good ford is a junkyard one
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SNET

A phone company that is called Southern New England Telephone. Now it called SBC SNET.
I am going to use my telephone that is connected to SNET.
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cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.
1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"
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" Rob George is Uber Gay"
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