MIke's definitions

WonkaNiggers

People who are failures in life. People who when you see you just say "wutta wonkanigger" for lack of a better or funnier word. Your mailman could be a wonkanigger, the guy behind the counter, your aunt, or even YOU...dun dun dun P.S. Dan Kreiger of New Jersey is a WonkaNigger with his cheap dirty Chuck Taylors

An Example of a WonkaNigger, anyone you see, basically its just another way of saying that person looks stupid corny gay retarded nigletish

by Mike April 22, 2004

Poppy

The opposite to Mommy/or mommie
Word given to describe an older adult male father figure or role model.

A slang word give to older males in latino gangs as a sign of respect.

Can also be said by women in a sexual manner towards a male she's attracted too.
also see poppie

Hey, Poppy can I got to the candy store.

Yo, poppy 5-0 pigs just caught carlos holding up a store.

Hey, poppy why don't you come over to my house and give me some lovin'.

by Mike April 20, 2005

hurdlism

the belief in the way of the hurdle. followers are know as hurdlites. the hurdle god is often worshiped for luck in hurdle races. founded by mike and mike.

Yea, i follow the way of the hurdle, i believe in hurdlism.

by mike May 5, 2004

mini z

a fat person who likes dragons and has huge man-boobs

Youre a mini z!!

by Mike December 26, 2003

cunt sludge

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter

i love the taste of her cunt sludge

by mike January 5, 2004

get up

to get high on weed
to smoke marijuana
to smoke pot

yo nigga, (i'm white by the way) want to get up?

by mike May 13, 2005

cerebrity

cerebrity n (Lat. cerebrum, brain; cf. celebrity) Ð a brainy, cerebral person who is emotionally dry, detached and restrained; a famous, well-publicized intellectual.

I try to avoid meetings with such cerebrities. All they have to say is in their books.

by Mike December 31, 2003