MIke's definitions

fwoomph

An expression of onomonopeai just like Bang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.

Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!

by Mike April 25, 2005

charles manson

A cult leader from the 1960's who is still considered the "most dangerous man in America". Even after his incarceration, his followers still recruit more people to join his cause and there are new members every day.

by Mike August 26, 2003

ozzfest

An annual summer festival which my whole life depends on:-).Started in 96 by Headliner Ozzy Osbourned wife Sharon.Ozzfest became a platform for Nu Metal(which was getting big at the time),it became a place where bands like Korn(2003)Deftones,(hed) pe,slipknot,fear factory(1999)and Snot(1998) could play with Ozzy and 18 other bands.Now that hardcore music is getting big.Ozzfest has a bunch of hardcore/metalcore bands on the feat in 2004.I couldnt be happier.

John:1999 was the best Ozzfest
Me:I agree,2003 had good bands like Korn and Nothingface too,but 99 was better.
John:2004 sucks
Me:dude you suck

by Mike April 25, 2004

unspool

To lose one's mind as a result of a major emotional shock, from the pilot episode of the television series Wonderfalls:

(Jaye discovers that her sister Sharon is a lesbian)

Jaye: Does Mom know?

Sharon: She would unspool!

Jaye: Can I tell her?

by Mike May 13, 2006

digs

Shoes

I dig those digs.

by mike June 29, 2003

running cold

running cold 1: out of food, drugs or sex 2: being shut down, rejected or
3 being dead

mike is running cold on his woman

by mike May 13, 2005

Waterloo

The fucking gayest school in the land. Is located in Northeast Ohio. All the teachers are gay, and the principal is fat. Not to be confused with phat.

Dude, School is gay.

You must got to Waterloo.

by Mike March 27, 2005